The Airforce N.E.S.???

The Airforce N.E.S.
The Airforce N.E.S.

I thought I’ve seen it all…. platform shoes with the aquarium in it, sporks (spoon & forks), “I-Rub-My-Ducky” (rubber ducky & vibrator in one). Shoot I even once came across a pair of three legged pantyhose, no bullsh*tting.

http://totallyabsurd.com/pantyhose3x.htm

Like if a woman had an unsightly run in her stocking all she had to do is rotate a leg. no bull.
“With Pantyhose 3x, you don’t have to carry a spare and chuck the old pair when you get a run or hole in your pantyhose.

With this ingenious design you simply (and discretely) rotate your leg into the new, unblemished pantyhose appendage.  The damaged hosiery leg is then tucked into a pocket in the crotch of the pantyhose. Comfortable?  You be the judge.”

Like really that shit is wild.

….but this shit right here will make Russell Simmons say “Nigga I done saw it all”
a muthafuckin Air Force 1 that plays N.E.S. games. This aint even hood, this is just…just.. I’m just at a loss for words.

Lonnie P.

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