You Belong In A Damn Barrel-UnbeWeaveable!

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By Urbansocialight

Weave. Women everywhere wear it. From Beyoncé to Brandy to Benita around the way. Tyra Banks wears so much weave she’s calling for September 8th to be National Real Hair Day. I too am one of the many women addicted to weaves but I try my best to keep the tracks looking sexy.  I also let my real hair breathe so no one’s surprised to see how my real hair looks. 

There’s a saying around the way, once you go track never go back…but some people need to give up it and join Tyra and try wearing your real hair. Here are some signs you need to take your weave out:
– If every fat ass cornrow is visible to the naked eye, you might need to take your weave out (peep the pic above WOW!)
– If your real sides are as bare as a baby’s bottom, you might need to take your weave out
– If you’re adding pieces to match your outfits, you might need to take your weave out
– If you’re nickname is Chewbacca, Chewie or any other variation, you might need to take your weave out
– If your roots are looking African and your tracks are looking Dominican (or the opposite…Eva), you might need to take your weave out
– If you got your hair on special, two for $20, you might need to take your weave out
– If birds mistake your head for their nest, you might need to take your weave out
– If people are always saying you remind them of Britney Spears at the 2007 VMA’s, you might need to take your weave out

BritandEva

There are a thousand more bad weave scenarios, so to avoid the madness make sure you seek out a highly trained weaveologist. And ask her to take a picture of your head (especially the back) to avoid the mistake you’ve seen pictured here today. 

Until next time, make sure you (and your weave) are fresh and fly when you leave the house. You never know when the CrabzInBarrel spies watching, don’t get caught out there!

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