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You Belong in The Da*n Barrel LOL :) Trey Songz gets WACKNESS of the Week

By Urbansocialight

Today’s “Belong in the damn barrel” post is a little different. A song is getting put in the barrel. LOL :)? Is that a lyric? Music is getting completely out of hand! This bojangling coonery and buffoonery that is perpetrating itself as music belongs in a damn barrel! First of all, who decided it was smart idea to make an R&B song to the melody of a children’s song? I remember singing that song Frere Jacques in preschool. Now Trey Songz has turned an innocent childhood tune into an immature sex song. “Shorty just text me, says she want to sex me, Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this.”

Trey Songz was born in ’84 which makes him too old to think a song like this is acceptable. Plus, lol is so 1998. He’s not even using the good internet slang like ROTFLMAO (Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off) or GNR (Gotta N*gga Rolling) or IRNLJCTOAE2S (I’m Really Not Laughing Just Can’t Think Of Anything Else To Say). I can let Soulja Boy and Gucci Mane slide on this since neither of them have ever made a song with anything that could ever be considered profound or insightful. It’s Trey I’m concerned about. I used to be a fan, but I’m not so sure now.

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Some Crabz Belong in the D*mn Barrel!

Leggings Gone Wrong
Leggings Gone Wrong

Anyone who knows me knows I’m completely guilty of wearing leggings instead of pants.  But there are a couple of rules for this practice.  First, unless you are wearing high quality liquid leggings, your shirt should cover your butt.  Second, if for any reason your butt is not covered, it should be free from lumps and/or granny panties.  Lastly, it is never, [I repeat] NEVER acceptable to tuck your shirt into your leggings!  That’s like tucking your shirt into your tights…it’s just not a good look. Continue reading Some Crabz Belong in the D*mn Barrel!